I'm #Fabulous because I maintain a sense of humour and try not to let things get to me. For example for some unexplained reason (I suspect Aliens) my pinkie finger started to hurt. Now what reason could Aliens have with my diminutive appendage? Could it be I'm a test case to see if world domination can be achieved by disabling the world population? Could it be that they need to harvest my finger because eons ago they lost theirs and now they decided they want it back? Maybe they're playing a practical joke?
I think as part of my overall Fabulousness (sp?) I will need to setup an anti-Alien barricade system around my bed. Bear traps should do.
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